The greatest lover in France

Hi, my name is Goliath, a 20 years old art student
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deadgoliath:

I checked grindr and the first guy on the list’s name is literally just “Bottom”

mawoftriskaidekathon:

deadgoliath:

how to tell your mom “no i don’t want the appartment with the window on the street side because i wanna bang a lot in my appartment and would like some privacy u know”

I would want an apartment with a street window so I could fuck people against it and scandalize the neighborhood.

i now regret not getting the one with the street window

how to tell your mom “no i don’t want the appartment with the window on the street side because i wanna bang a lot in my appartment and would like some privacy u know”

i’m home

I checked grindr and the first guy on the list’s name is literally just “Bottom”

@ maractus god too late and its just a hole in the wall

*points* im gonna live there

*points* im gonna live there

I got to night five and all of them camped outside my fucking door so i lost power before 2 AM i’m so mad

i literally gave up at night 3 after the second try because i was Not Getting Scared At All and it’s so slow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

conclusion : 5 nights at freddy’s is kind of boring and one of the ennemies is actually literally op

Playing 5 Nights at Freddy's

COME SEE ME PLAY FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES AND BEING THE MANLY MAN I AM AND NOT BEING SCARED AT ALL